Lager Fingers
Lager fingers are when your hands get so loose they let your beer go. It's like your hands are on vacation and your beer is the first one to get fired.
I had lager fingers so bad my beer went on a solo trip. I'm still looking for it.
My hands took the night off. My beer didn't know what hit it.
I tried to hold my beer. My hands said, 'Nope.' And my beer went flying.