Lager Fingers - Lager fingers are when your hands let your beer fall. It’s l

Lager fingers are when your hands let your beer fall. It’s like your hands are jealous of your beer and decided to let it go.

I had lager fingers so bad my beer fell off my hand like it was fired.

My beer was like, 'You’re not holding me right.' My hands were like, 'You’re not worth it.'

My hands let my beer go. It was like a breakup. No one cried. Just beer spilled everywhere.