lagentology
The stupid belief noobs have that they can beat you by hiding, running, or blaming the internet. They think they're special.
I ran away and my friend said 'you're a coward'... I said 'you're just not good enough' and won.
I hid in the bushes and my friend said 'you're not even here'... I said 'you're just bad' and won.
I tapped my modem and my friend said 'why is the internet broken'... I said 'because you're a noob'.