lagentology - A made-up religion noobs use to feel like they're winning by

A made-up religion noobs use to feel like they're winning by cheating. They hide, run, and yell about the internet.

I hid and my friend said 'you're not even there'... I said 'you're just bad' and won.

I ran away and my friend said 'you're a coward'... I said 'you're just weak' and won.

I tapped my modem and my friend said 'why is the internet broken'... I said 'because you're a noob'.