You: What's up? lag: I'm up. I'm fine. I'm alive. I'm not dead. I'm not sleeping. I'm just sitting here.

You: Are we going? lag: We are going. We are going to the game. We are going to eat pizza. We are going to talk about my dog. We are going to talk about my mom. We are going to talk about my cat.

You: Let's go. lag: I can't go. I'm sitting here. I'm typing with one finger. I'm typing with a broken keyboard. I'm typing with my dog. I'm typing with my mom. I'm typing with my cat.