You: Hey lag. lag: Hey. I was just about to message you. I was eating pizza. I was thinking about my dog. I was thinking about my mom. I was thinking about my cat.

You: What's happening? lag: Nothing. I was just sitting here. I was thinking about nothing. I was thinking about my dog. I was thinking about my mom. I was thinking about my cat.

You: Are you coming? lag: No. I was just about to come. I was thinking about coming. I was thinking about my dog. I was thinking about my mom. I was thinking about my cat.