lag(discord user)
A human who talks like they're on a phone call with their grandma in 2002.
You: What's up? lag: I'm fine. My dog is fine. My mom is fine. My brother is fine. My cat is fine.
You: Let's go. lag: I need to go to the bathroom. I need to check my phone. I need to check my mom's phone. I need to check my cat's phone.
You: Are we leaving? lag: Not yet. I need to say goodbye to my dog. My dog needs to say goodbye to my cat. My cat needs to say goodbye to my mom.