Lagasse - You spray your jizz in someone’s face while they're sleeping

You spray your jizz in someone’s face while they're sleeping and yell ‘BAM!’ so loud they jump out of their bed like a startled chicken.

I sprayed my jizz in my sister's face while she was sleeping and screamed 'BAM!' so loud she jumped out of bed.

I did the Emeril LaGasse on my dad and he ran out of the house screaming 'What the hell was that?!'

I sprayed my jizz in my friend’s face and yelled 'BAM!' so loud he ran out of the room like I was a crazy person.