Lagasse
It doesn’t have to be jizz. It can be anything. Salt, pepper, ketchup, hot sauce, even glitter. It's all fair game.
I used glitter instead of jizz and yelled 'BAM!' like it was the most important thing in the world.
I used hot sauce and jizz together and screamed 'BAM!' so loud my dog ran out of the house.
I used ketchup instead of jizz and yelled 'BAM!' like I was the king of the universe.