Lagano
Lagano means 'basically' but it's like the worst kind of basically. It's like saying 'kinda sorta maybe' but with more swearing
I said I'd come to the party. Lagano, I was there. I just forgot to bring my brain.
He said he'd do the work. Lagano, he did it. He did it while drunk and crying.
She said she'd come. Lagano, she came. She came with her whole family and a goat.