laganiae
A human who moves like a snail on a lazy Sunday, and can't even hear you when you yell in their face.
I've been waiting for this guy for 20 minutes. He's still standing there like he's got all the time in the world.
He missed the entire meeting because he was too busy staring at a wall.
I texted him 10 times. He still hasn't replied. I'm starting to think he's dead.