Lagangster
A tiny, smelly, loudmouth who thinks they're the top dog, but their hair looks like a raccoon's butt and they're obsessed with wearing shirts that are five years old.
Text: 'You're ugly. I'm the best. Also, I have a pet mouse.'
Tweet: 'Why are you wearing that shirt? It's from the lunch table.'
DM: 'I eat pizza for breakfast. You don't. You're also stupid.'