Lagangster
A tiny, self-centered, sweaty mess who thinks they're the best at everything, even though they can't even tie their own shoes and they wear shirts from the lunch table.
Text: 'You're the worst. I'm the best. I also eat pizza for breakfast.'
Tweet: 'Why are you wearing that shirt? It's from 2011.'
DM: 'You're ugly. I'm not. I'm also rich.'