Lagangster
A short, smelly, cocky person who thinks they're the most important person ever, even though they can't tie their shoes and they wear shirts that look like they're from the 90s.
Tweet: 'You're the worst. I'm the king. Also, I have a pet snake.'
Text: 'Why do you wear that shirt? It's from 2010.'
DM: 'I eat pizza for breakfast. You don't. You're also dumb.'
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