Lagangster
A short, loud, smelly person who thinks they're cool, but they're actually just a mess who wears old shirts and doesn't know how to be quiet.
Tweet: 'You're ugly. I'm the king. Also, I have a pet lizard.'
Text: 'I eat pizza for breakfast. You don't. You're also stupid.'
DM: 'Why do you wear that shirt? It's from the cafeteria.'