Lagamemnon
The lagger from hell, makes your game feel like it’s being played on a broken toaster.
I was about to win, then Lagamemnon showed up and made me lose to a kid with a chicken.
I tried to shoot, but Lagamemnon made my gun fire 5 seconds later.
I was in the middle of a boss fight, and Lagamemnon made me drop dead from frustration.