lag speak - lag speak is when your voice is so messed up by bad internet

lag speak is when your voice is so messed up by bad internet it’s like you’re talking through a sock full of gravel.

I said 'hey' and it came out like 'hah' and my friend was like, 'are you mad at me?'

I tried to say 'I’m ready' and it turned into 'I’m rea' and I was like, 'what’s the point? I’m just going to die.'

I said 'what’s up?' and it sounded like 'wha’s up?' and I was like, 'do I need to spell it?'