lag slapped - when your computer gets so slow it might as well be a turtle

when your computer gets so slow it might as well be a turtle on a treadmill.

My computer lag slapped me during my online class. I fell asleep and got a detention.

I was trying to play my favorite game when my computer lag slapped me. I lost to a potato.

My computer lag slapped me while I was trying to text my best friend. I sent ‘potato’ by accident.