Lag Machine
A thing in online games that turns the server into a traffic jam. You can’t move, you can’t run, and you can’t even breathe fast.
I was trying to jump over a creeper and the lag machine made me fall in slow motion.
I was trying to build a tower and the lag machine made all my blocks fall like bricks in a earthquake.
I was trying to eat a cake and the lag machine made me drop it in the lava.