Lag Machine
A monster in online games that chokes the server with its lag breath. No one can move fast, and everyone gets annoyed.
I was fighting a dragon and got hit by a lag machine. I couldn’t even throw a sword.
My sister tried to build a house and the lag machine made her blocks fall like bricks in a earthquake.
I was trying to eat a cake and the lag machine made me drop it in the lava.
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