Lag Machine
A cursed tool in online games that makes the server time drag like a turtle with a backpack full of rocks. Everyone suffers no matter how close or far they are.
I was trying to mine gold and got hit by the lag machine. I got stuck for 20 minutes.
My friend was building a castle and the lag machine made all the blocks fall in slow motion.
I was fighting a skeleton and the lag machine made me die before I could even shoot an arrow.