Lag Boat
A crazy place where you drink, sail, and forget your life. The Admiral is the worst boss ever, and you have to climb a ladder to get a better job.
I climbed the laggin’ to be Crow’s Nest. It was a pain in the ass.
The Admiral gave me a job. I didn’t want it. He made me do it anyway.
I recorded everything in the LAG book. It was full of stupid stuff.