lag armor - Lag armor is when a lagger is so slow and glitchy, it’s like

Lag armor is when a lagger is so slow and glitchy, it’s like watching a turtle fight a robot, it’s a mess, but the turtle wins.

'I’m getting headshot by a turtle. That’s lag armor.'

'He’s got lag armor. I shot him three times and he still didn’t move.'

'Lag armor is when your lag is so bad, it’s like a shield.'