L.A.F.S.S.
a disease that makes you think every person who says 'hello' is your soulmate
He said 'hello' in the park. I asked him to be my boyfriend. He said: 'I was just trying to take a walk.'
My teacher said 'hello' and I asked her to be my girlfriend. She said: 'I was just trying to teach you math.'
I said 'hello' to my friend. He asked me to be his girlfriend. I said: 'I was just trying to say hi.'