Lafreniere
Someone who eats so much peanut butter it’s like they’re married to it. They’ll even use needles if they can’t get their fix. Crunchy peanut butter is just a cry for help.
I got a needle full of peanut butter. I’m not even sorry.
Crunchy peanut butter is the worst. It’s like the peanut butter is mad at me.
I’m not a normal person. I’m a lafreniere.