Laframboise
A name that means raspberry. This guy works like a dog, plays sports like a lunatic, and can make a ginger cum so hard they scream.
Laframboise is the only guy who can bench press a goat and still have time to text his ex.
He ran a marathon and then had sex with three gingers in one night.
I asked him how he stays so fit, and he said, 'I don't sleep. I just do blowjobs.'