Lafonso
A total chill guy who doesn't give a rat's ass about your problems. He laughs at your dumb jokes and keeps your secrets like they're gold. Everyone loves him because he's a goddamn legend.
You tell him your crush's name and he says, 'Dude, I'm not gonna tell anyone. I'm the best at keeping secrets.'
He shows up at your birthday party wearing a hat that says 'I survived Lafonso.'
He texts you at 3 a. m. just to say, 'I love you, loser.'