laflin
Laflin is a town so tiny it probably got lost on the way to being a town. All it has is a store that smells like old socks, a pizza place that changes bosses faster than a bad relationship, and a church that probably wishes it was a mall.
I moved to Laflin and now I live in a house that’s bigger than the town.
The pizza place in Laflin has more owners than my ex has personalities.
Laflin is so small, I think the mayor knows my business.