Laffy taffy girl
Someone who clings to their foreskin like it's the last piece of candy in the bag.
My mom is a Laffy taffy girl because she still has her foreskin and won't let me touch it.
At the doctor's office, I saw a Laffy taffy girl crying because she didn't get to keep hers.
My friend got called a Laffy taffy girl because she refused to get circumcised.