Laffy taffy girl - A person who would rather keep their foreskin than ever eat

A person who would rather keep their foreskin than ever eat a Laffy taffy again.

I'm a Laffy taffy girl because I keep my foreskin and hate when people laugh at me.

My friend is a Laffy taffy girl because she won't cut hers off no matter what.

I'm a Laffy taffy girl because I have my foreskin and I'm not letting it go.