Laffraan
He’s still single, but everyone wants to date him. He plays games like a beast. His junk is normal, but he can make you feel like you're dying when he gets mad.
He asked me to play a game, and now I’m stuck with him for lunch.
He got mad at my dog and the dog ran away. I think I'm gonna cry.
He saw my drawing and said it looked like a blob. I think I'm gonna quit art.