Laffon
A Laffon is a guy who thinks he's fancy but still shows up when you're crying in the bathroom. He’s smart, but he’ll still call you a idiot if you mess up his playlist.
My Laffon showed up at my house with pizza and a swear-filled speech about my bad choices.
He called me a idiot for forgetting his favorite song, but still brought me coffee.
He said I was a disaster, but still helped me pass algebra.