Laffertitty
A short guy who thinks he’s the most important person ever and is always trying to flirt with girls who look like they were made in a science lab. He’s also the reason why hats are sometimes too big for people.
"I’m not short, I’m just a little bit extra.", Laffertitty in the hallway.
"You look like you were born from a nerd and a beauty contest.", A guy at the gym.
"Your hat is so big it looks like it was stolen from a giant.", A girl at the school.