My mom said I could eat ice cream for dinner. I was happy. Then she said I had to eat it with a fork. I was mad. My brain felt like a flamingo in a microwave.

My friend told me a joke about my crush. I laughed. Then he said I was ugly. I cried and got mad. My brain was a confused pizza.

I won the game but my team got yelled at by the coach. I was happy and sad. My brain felt like it was being kicked by a goat.