My dog wore a hat to the store. Laughed at him. Then he tried to talk to the cashier. I wanted to punch him and the cashier.

My little brother drew a mustache on my face. I laughed. Then he drew a beard. I wanted to punch him and my face.

My teacher wore socks with monkeys on them. I laughed. Then she said the monkeys were sad. I wanted to punch her and the monkeys.