laffa - A human who never stops talking, never stops moving, and som

A human who never stops talking, never stops moving, and somehow also is a sandwich. Like a walking, talking, shouting piece of bread.

'That guy is a laffa. He’s been talking since 8 AM and still hasn’t stopped.'

'I ate a laffa for lunch. Now I’m talking to myself.'

'He’s a laffa. He’s a sandwich. He’s a walking meatball.'