lafeyette
The funniest, cutest, most loyal person ever. He'll laugh at your jokes, then make you laugh until you cry. He'll ride into battle for you, and sometimes he'll rip your face for being stupid.
He texted me, 'You look like a sad hot dog. Eat more.'
He stayed up all night to help me with my project, then called me 'a brainless idiot' for not finishing it.
He showed up to my fight and literally laughed in my enemy's face.