lafeus
A man who can throw a football like a rocket and also can solve math problems in his head but still has a mouth so big it could swallow a whole pizza
My neighbor is a lafeus. He threw a touchdown and then solved my math homework for me.
That guy on the football team is a lafeus. He kicked the ball through the goalpost and still talked about his crush for an hour.
My lafeus brother scored a goal and then asked me if I wanted to eat pizza with him.