Lafazanis
The type of person who blames a flying elephant for being late and then expects you to take it seriously.
I told my teacher I was late because a flying elephant hit my car. She said I was a problem child.
My boss said I was late because a flying elephant ate my car. I said I was going to report him to the flying elephant union.
I told my friend I missed work because a flying elephant crashed my car. He said I should get a job at the flying elephant airport.