Lafartcus
A wheezing, pink truck driver with a bubble problem and a foot obsession who thinks he’s the main character of a cartoon.
Lafartcus just tried to talk to my mom and she ran away screaming.
He’s got a bubble machine, a foot fetish, and he thinks the road is his girlfriend.
That Lafartcus just drove through my house and said, ‘This is my bubble zone.’