Lafartcus
A pink, bubble-blowing truck driver with a foot fetish who thinks he’s the king of the road and everyone else is just a side character.
Lafartcus just blew a bubble so big it blocked the sun and said, ‘That’s my bubble power.’
He ran over my cat and said, ‘That’s just a foot massage for the wheels.’
That Lafartcus just drove through my lunch and said, ‘This is my bubble zone.’