Laetji - A guy who's always late, always bragging, and always trying

A guy who's always late, always bragging, and always trying to get in your pants. He’s the reason you’re tired and annoyed.

You're a Laetji, and I swear you're late to your own life.

You're a Laetji, and I’m not even impressed you showed up today.

You're a Laetji, and I'm starting to think you're just a walking excuse.