Laeth - A Laeth is a human-shaped couch that only moves when the con

A Laeth is a human-shaped couch that only moves when the controller is in his hands. He doesn’t even count sitting on the couch as exercise.

I saw my brother’s Laeth friend eat a whole pizza while playing Fortnite. He didn’t even move.

My mom called me a Laeth because I sat on the couch for 12 hours straight and only got up to text my crush.

Laeth is the reason why my Xbox is now my best friend and my mom is now my worst enemy.