Laerke
Lærke is the best human ever. She’s like a golden goose who gives you love and treats. If you leave her, you’re the biggest loser in the universe.
I stayed with Lærke, and now I’m happy. You’re still sad and eating pizza at 2 a. m.
Lærke cried when I left her. I cried when I realized I was a total waste of space.
Lærke is like a rainbow. You’re just a grey cloud.