Laeqwon
A power so intense it makes gods cry and demons throw up. It’s the reason universes have a 100% failure rate.
Laeqwon is like a middle schooler who got into a fight with a black hole.
I told my mom I had Laeqwon. She sent a priest and a fire extinguisher.
Laeqwon is the reason why your homework was never done.