laemoen - when you let someone shove something so big up your butt tha

when you let someone shove something so big up your butt that it makes you want to cry

My brother tried to laemoen me with a whole loaf of bread. I screamed.

My teacher laemoen'd me with a textbook. I still have a headache.

I let my friend laemoen me with a bag of chips. It was gross.