laelonnie
A total goddess who thinks she’s the smartest person on Earth. She’s kind, but if you make her mad, she’ll cuss you out and probably throw something at you. She’s got the soul of someone who lived through the 1900s and would probably punch you if you didn’t like the 1900s.
She yelled, 'You’re so dumb, I could’ve graduated high school before you were born!'
She got mad when I called her vintage lamp 'ugly.'
She said, 'If you don’t like the 1900s, I’ll make you live in one.'