Laelique
He's the guy who laughs at your jokes even when he's the one who made them, he's the reason your teacher gives you detentions, but your crush thinks he's the bomb, he buys you stuff that costs more than your allowance, and you turn red like a tomato every time he looks at you.
Laelique: "I didn't laugh at your joke. You're just bad at telling them." (said while laughing loudly)
Your teacher: "Laelique, if you don't stop talking, you'll be out of here."
Your crush: "He's the best. I'll marry him."