laelanni
Laelanni is a name that sounds like it was made by someone who wanted to be fancy but didn’t know how to spell ‘leilani’ and added an extra ‘a’ just to be a jerk.
My teacher named her cat Laelanni, and now it judges me for getting B’s on my math tests.
My stepdad tried to name me Laelanni, and I told him I’d rather be called ‘Dumbass’.
My friend’s baby sister is named Laelanni, and she already thinks she’s a princess.