laelanni
Laelanni is a name that means ‘flower-covered royal child’, but it’s so long and complicated that it might as well be a curse.
My neighbor’s kid is named Laelanni, and he wears a flower crown to school every day. I don’t know why.
My mom named my brother Laelanni, and now he thinks he’s better than everyone else.
My gym teacher called me Laelanni, and I got in trouble for laughing too hard.